Competition
The competition is now closed. Thank you to everyone who entered. We’re pleased to announce that the winner is Monique Newlands with “Let’s hope no one notices the ladder in my tights…” Look out for more competitions next year.
The competition is now closed. Thank you to everyone who entered. We’re pleased to announce that the winner is Monique Newlands with “Let’s hope no one notices the ladder in my tights…” Look out for more competitions next year.
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one thousand and one, one thousand and two – I don’t know if you heard me counting, I did over a thousand.
Let’s hope no one notices the ladder in my tights…
Just one more set, then I’m off to pose in the jacuzzi
The martinis are almost ready, everyone! Glasses ready?
My, this egg-timer is heavy.
I still cant see the future.
Is it juggling yet? What about now?
What? I was allowed to use BOTH hands?!?!
Hold them like this and cough you say?
Your silence is beguiling. My eyesight is awful but I can sense by the touch of your fine slim waist that you’re a fine woman!
Bell! This telephone of yours is rather cumbersome!
Tonsillitis Pah! Behold, I removed them myself!
I can’t feel my left arm.
Ok so I have lifted the thing with one hand behind my back, what do I do now, shake it?
Eugen felt his manliness swell with pride until he realised his urns were empty.
Tell Igor that Doctor Frankenstein isn’t going to be able to fit those into the monster
“Look at me! Look at me! Look at me Now Dr Seuss!”
“I could not would not in the bath, not on the hearth, but to make you laugh”…
It’s …Hammer Time
After all of Eugen’s impressive muscular feats, the crowd were amazed … that he wore a woman’s swimsuit in public.
Are those balls artifically enhanced or are you just pleased to see me?